Seen on Craigslist:

"1940's Crotch Mahogany China Closet" ... ... ... "crotch mahogany" - so it's not only got wood, but knows of which variety? omg I am so completely juvenile

Also, in the Oxymoron Department: "2 brand new Antique chairs" I'm still trying to decide if that means they've only just become antiques, or what.

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