Journey to Gestalt

Who is "Madame Fuschia," and what exactly was I supposed to MacGuyver together out of that pile of spare parts?

(In other words, hi, yes, I've been having strange dreams again. The one small snippet I remember was being told to assemble a bunch of random stuff for aforementioned mysterious lady. O_o;; )

And next time I'm tempted to get grumpy about the non-functional sink in the downstairs bathroom, I need to remember this because it could be much, much worse.